So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize