Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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