Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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