You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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