White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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