Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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