So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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