But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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