I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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