we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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