you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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