One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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