That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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