Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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