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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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