Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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