i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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