I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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