So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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