I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
