doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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