Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
i think my cat just said my name.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid