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(248): View more from Michigan

God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night

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(972): View more from Texas

**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**

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(516): View more from New York

I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this

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(302): View more from Delaware

didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.

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(734): View more from Michigan

When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out

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(713): View more from Texas

Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.

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(979): View more from Texas

I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....

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