You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too