Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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(240): View more from Maryland

she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

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(661): View more from California

She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro

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(979): View more from Texas

I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.

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(386): View more from Florida

i think my cat just said my name.

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(212): View more from New York

Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??

(347): View more from New York

Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid

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