i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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