great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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