love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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