blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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