but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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