I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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