carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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