this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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