Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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