ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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