is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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