didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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