Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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