Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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