Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
soo... how was my night?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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