We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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