Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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