They should really pass out barf bags in church
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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