I'm drive I can fine osifer
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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