4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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