She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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