There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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