Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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