I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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