Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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