Kiss
Puke
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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