i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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