i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I will be naked everywhere
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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