the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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