I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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