is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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