i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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